I always seem to be hearing the same New Year's resolutions every single year and in reality only 65% of people make it past the second month. Believe it or not, "losing weight" and "becoming magically fit" started to get on my nerve. Therefore, I found an interest in creating new and interesting resolutions that might actually make an impact on my life and daily activities. I used one of these resolutions listed here, last year and it made my year a lot more fun. Hopefully these resolutions would spark some interest and ideas for humorous resolutions to kick off your new year.
After all, it is better to make a resolution what you will actually keep.
1. I will always check for toilet paper before using or leaving a public restroom.
2. I will not procrastinate to remind myself to not procrastinate.
3. Farmville on Facebook will stop becoming a chore.
4. I will not congratulate any woman on their pregnancy unless I am sure she is pregnant and not fat.
5. I will stop incorporating text language in everyday scenarios.
6. I will obtain from updating my status on social networking sites every second...no one cares.
7. I will stop pretending reality shows are actually reality.
8. I won't yell at so many inanimate objects.
9. I will stop making resolutions about weight.
10. I will try to figure out why I need 10 email addresses.
*If those don't quite appeal to you, you should make a resolution to stop making resolutions.
Thursday, December 17, 2009
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