Top 10 Funniest New Years Resolutions

I always seem to be hearing the same New Year's resolutions every single year and in reality only 65% of people make it past the second month. Believe it or not, "losing weight" and "becoming magically fit" started to get on my nerve. Therefore, I found an interest in creating new and interesting resolutions that might actually make an impact on my life and daily activities. I used one of these resolutions listed here, last year and it made my year a lot more fun. Hopefully these resolutions would spark some interest and ideas for humorous resolutions to kick off your new year.

After all, it is better to make a resolution what you will actually keep.

1. I will always check for toilet paper before using or leaving a public restroom.

2. I will not procrastinate to remind myself to not procrastinate.

3. Farmville on Facebook will stop becoming a chore.

4. I will not congratulate any woman on their pregnancy unless I am sure she is pregnant and not fat.

5. I will stop incorporating text language in everyday scenarios.

6. I will obtain from updating my status on social networking sites every second...no one cares.

7. I will stop pretending reality shows are actually reality.

8. I won't yell at so many inanimate objects.

9. I will stop making resolutions about weight.

10. I will try to figure out why I need 10 email addresses.

*If those don't quite appeal to you, you should make a resolution to stop making resolutions.